Due to increasing fanaticism in the public in regards to the irresistible starlettes - the Ladybird Sideshow - the tremendously sought after divas felt it essential to take a much deserved break from the heat of the red carpet spotlight. Fans world wide were on the look out as sources leaked that the ‘birds would be masquerading as everyday citizens. Sadly, too much time in the limelight has caused the four members to become increasingly out of touch with what defines a citizen as “everyday” and instead were discovered in some extreme and bizarre situations. The photos provided are unmistakably and indisputably images of the four women caught in disguise in various parts of the world. They can run, but they can’t hide from their devoted and loving fans.
The Ladybird Record is Coming...
This break comes at the cusp of some astonishing new developments. The Ladybird Sideshow begin recording their record in the coming months and the fans just can’t get enough of them. The responsibility alone of being so huge and famous has been cause for decreased chocolate eating and increased body-part waxing. Can we blame them for needing some time off?
McClelland Releases her Stranded in Suburbia
To add to the Ladybird Sideshow’s mind-boggling social schedule, Melissa McClelland has just released her sophomore solo CD entitled Stranded in Suburbia. Copies of this record have been flying off the shelves in Canada and jaded suburban teens every where have now found their idol and mentor in McClelland.
McClelland shoulders this huge honour with grace and lots of nice pants. She recently held a VIP CD Release concert at Toronto’s legendary El Mocambo saying “I wanted to play a concert to release my CD and so that people could hear my music.” Truer or more profound words have never before been spoken. At this event the rest of the Ladybird Sideshow (Janine Stoll, Erin Smith and Lisa Winn… as if we have to spell it out for you) made a surprise appearance to the frenzied delight and swooning of their frighteningly loyal fans. Words can’t express how this show played out. It was neat! Melissa is currently planning a Southern Ontario tour to begin satisfying the insatiable appetites of her Canadian fans.
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Janine Stoll is rumoured to have begun working on her next CD with famed producer and super stud John Maclean. Word on the street is that recording begins at a top secret Toronto location in July. Fans have been comparing detailed notes, line graphs and diagrams to try to decipher the secret code that may lead them to the hidden location.
Erin Smith has recently been dubbed an auntie as her sister has just given birth to a baby boy affectionately known as "Fin". T-shirts with pictures of the baby and a caption reading: “This is the luckiest kid alive ‘cause Erin Smith is his aunt!” are being printed and distributed world wide.
Ladybird Sideshow Caught on Camera!
The Ladybird Record is Coming...
McClelland shoulders this huge honour with grace and lots of nice pants. She recently held a VIP CD Release concert at Toronto’s legendary El Mocambo saying “I wanted to play a concert to release my CD and so that people could hear my music.” Truer or more profound words have never before been spoken. At this event the rest of the Ladybird Sideshow (Janine Stoll, Erin Smith and Lisa Winn… as if we have to spell it out for you) made a surprise appearance to the frenzied delight and swooning of their frighteningly loyal fans. Words can’t express how this show played out. It was neat! Melissa is currently planning a Southern Ontario tour to begin satisfying the insatiable appetites of her Canadian fans.
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